And here’s how I’m going to do it.

*There is one catch to this contest, you have to pay shipping and handling which will come to about $6 for a couple things. I’m sorry, but seeing as if you win, I’m going to get you a free bottle of high vitamin butter oil/fermented cod liver oil blend or whatever else you fancy from the amazing folks at GreenPasture.org…I think it’s a fair deal. If you win and don’t want to pay shipping, I’ll give it to second place and so on.*

The Contest

I’m going to post a picture on my facebook page. It’s this awesome picture of my girlfriend Jessi holding my then 2, now 6 month old nephew Maximus The Brutal Head Chopper Offer…

Maxtin Patrick Gottorff seen here:

I’d appreciate it if you liked my page, but either way, come up with a witty, funny, clever, awesome caption for the photo in an attempt to get as many “likes” as possible. Like other people’s comments before you go.

Make sure you comment on the picture on the Nutritionator facebook page for it to count!

The person with the comment with the most likes when the clock hits 12:01 am EST on Friday April 13th will win a $49 gift certificate to GreenPasture.org.

Don’t be lame and try to hack the system, I’ll find out and have you tarred and feathered.

Have fun, looking forward to some lol’s.